If I'm A Nobody Then How Do You Know Me?

If you were a cupcake, 

I'd definitely eat you.

And then I'd feel really guilty,

knowing that I ate the best cupcake in the world.

And, obviously, that I ate my freind, as well.

Don't let someone dim your light, simply beacause it's shining on their eyes.

I love your hair.

"Aww thanks, I grew it myself!"

Most people: Like to drink and smoke.

Me: When it's cold outside I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am an dragon.

I rather have a flower on my head then a diamond around my neck.

Stars can't shine without darkness.

 Don't count the days,

Make the days count.

The reason angels can fly is because they take themselves lightly.

God not only sends special angels into our lives, but sometimes He even sends them back again if we forget to take notes the first time!

The wings of angels are often found on the backs of the least likely people. 

Be an angel to someone else whenever you can, as a way of thanking God for the help your angel has given you.

You Used To Be Much More... Muchier. You've Lost Your Muchnes.

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world

are the ones that do.

You're not an alcoholic, 

You're soberphobic.

Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.

 You can't buy love

but you pay heavily for fot.

If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.

We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.

My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

If you are one in a million, there are six thousand people just like you.

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

Just Remember If We Get Caught, You're Deaf And I Don't Speak English

New year, new adventures, new beginnings, new dreams, new hope, new love, new story, new memories.

How do you organize a space party?

- YOU PLANET!

Every brunette needs a blonde best friend.

Today I close the door to the past,

 open the door to the future,

 take a deep breath, 

step on through and 

start a new chapter in my life.

Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

Never apologize

 for having high standards. 

People who really want to be in your life

 will rise up to meet them.

Happy new dreams!

Happy new hopes!

Happy new chances!

Happy new you!

Happy new year!

Don't compare your beginning to someones else's middle.

Life is a comedy for those who think,

 and a tragedy to those who feel.

Laughter is the best medicine...
Well unless you are a diabetic, then insulin is probably better.

Life Is Not About Finding Your Limitations; It's About Finding Your Infinity

All you need is Love,

But little bit of chockolate doesn't hurt...

 To short people:

God only lets things grow until they are perfect.

Some of us didn't take as long as others!

The best way to predict the future is to invent it!

Life is not measured by the breaths we take,

but by the moments that take our breath away.

I have always been afraid of losing people i love.

Sometimes i wonder if there is anyone out there afraid to lose me.

Falling In Love Should Be Like Polaroids -Instant

 If you love someone, put his name in a circle;

because hearts can be broken,

but circles never end.

You are so anxious about the future that you do not enjoy the present.

 You therefore do not live in the present or the future.

You live as if you are never going to die,

and die having never really lived. 

They invented hugs to ket people know you love them without saying anything.

Yesterday Is History. Tomorrow Is a Mystery. Today Is a Gift. That’s Why It’s Called The Present.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.

I wandered everywhere, through cities and countries wide. And everywhere I went, the world was on my side.

Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

I personally think skateboarding is harder because it has so many moving parts. With snowboarding, your feet are strapped to your board.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

I think you travel to search and you come back home to find yourself there.

I read; I travel; I become

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

The farther you go, however, the harder it is to return. The world has many edges, and it's easy to fall off.

It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the relgion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.

Every dreamer knows it's entirely possible to be homesick for a place you've never been to,perhaps more homesick than for familiar ground.

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.