Some People Are So Poor, All They Have Is Money

 It's true that the perfect cake can be made, 

but it's also true if you have the perfect legs, 

 someone else will do your your cakes for the rest of your life.

 Maybe the person is trying to make you fat, or maybe the person just admires you.

 And your legs. 

 A long story short: It's the holidays and nobody is working and my friend is having a b-day and my other friend calls me says we don't have a cake! 

And we have the time only for 40 minutes. Nobody makes a cake in 40 minutes.

So i drove to this one bakery. They were closed but the owner lives in the same house as the bakery is. He notised me and askes "What's wrong?" and i almost start crying and i say: "i need a cake. It's very important to have a cake." He looked me in the eye and said " Okey 20 minutes and i promise i can give you the cake of your dreams, just smile and be happy!" 

And that's how i got a cake in 20 minutes! 

And i have to tell that that cake tasted like heaven.

I live in a world of fantasy,

so keep your reality away from me.

If there was nothing wrong,

then there'd be nothing right.

Life isn't about finding yourself .

 Life is about creating yourself.

3 Simple Rules In Life:

1.If you do not go after what

you want, you'll never have it.

2.If you do not ask , the answer will always be no.

3. If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place.

  

 In life you will realize that there is a purpose for everyonr you meet.

Some will test you, some will use you, and some will teach you.

But most important are the ones that bring out the best in you.

Those are the ones worth keeping around.

Life is like a roller coaster. 

It has its ups and downs. 

But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.

A society grows great

when old men plant trees

whose shade they know they 

shall never sit inn.

Alcohol is not the answer

it just makes you forget the question.

I've never felt myself a true kid as i was young,

I've never felt myself as a real teenager as a teenager. 

So i have to accept that i'll never fit in to a certain kinds of mold.

Hey you,

one day the mirror don't matter anymore.

We are what we pretend to be, 

so wast be carefel what we pretend.

Somewhere over the rainbow,

skies are blue, 

and the dreams that you,

dream to dream,

do come true.

Here i'm the forest,

dark and deep.

I offer you,

eternal sleep.

 Use that talent you possess.

The woods would be very silent if no birds sang

except those who sang the best.

If you love someone, you better prove it.
Because love is not a noun to be defined,
but a verb to be acted upon.

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.

It means that you're decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Too many people in the world undercalue what they are,

and overvalue what they're not.

Tose who are heartless,

once cared too much.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are.

Because you never know who would love the person you hide.

Look like a girl,

act like a lady,

think like a man,

and work like a boss.

Life is like riding a bicycle.

To keep your balance, you must keep moving on.