Saturday, January 5, 2013

Just Remember If We Get Caught, You're Deaf And I Don't Speak English


New year, new adventures, new beginnings, new dreams, new hope, new love, new story, new memories.


How do you organize a space party?
- YOU PLANET!


Every brunette needs a blonde best friend.


Today I close the door to the past,
 open the door to the future,
 take a deep breath, 
step on through and 
start a new chapter in my life.


Do something today that your future self will thank you for.


Never apologize
 for having high standards. 
People who really want to be in your life
 will rise up to meet them.


Happy new dreams!
Happy new hopes!
Happy new chances!
Happy new you!
Happy new year!


Don't compare your beginning to someones else's middle.


Life is a comedy for those who think,
 and a tragedy to those who feel.


Laughter is the best medicine...
Well unless you are a diabetic, then insulin is probably better.