Saturday, June 9, 2012

You're Only Bad If You're Caught So That Makes Me a Good Girl, Right?

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "Damn That was awesome."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time they killed himself.

The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, Illegal, or fatting.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sssoooo, lets all get drunk, and go to heaven.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

I'm old enough know better but young enough not to care.

I live for the nights I can not remember with the people I'll never forget.

How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it.

You Only Live Once, that is, do everything twice.

If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the Time Of Our Lives.

Don't take things too seriously.
You never know for sure who is telling the truth and who isn't.
Just trust the people you think are worth of your trust and don't ask any questions!

When I'm good, I'm good ... but When I'm bad I'm better.

Anyway, no drug, Not even alcohol, the Fundamental Causes Ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our Troubles, we Should not test people for drugs, Should we test for Them Stupidity, Ignorance, greed and love of power.

People dislike Alcoholics, but they still drink at parties. People sit in non-smoking section in restaurants, but still enjoy the occasional nicotine jolt. People have strong feelings against self-injurers, but they also Life guarantees all Their emotions out is Other People.

Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead.

Half of life is fucking up - on the other half is Dealing with it.

There's no such thing as good girls gone wrong, only bad girls found out.

Life Should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but Thurs Rather skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body Thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"


  1. äääyy ihania tytsyköitä! <3 sääli etten päässy messii ;( noooo katellaa maanantain sit ;)

    1. Kuules agapimo, maanantaista keskiviikkoon ni eiköhän me pidetä sata kertaa hauskempaa! Cannot wait ;) hey and i call you tomorrow okey ? :)