Sunday, April 29, 2012

Bite Me

 When i was a little girl
i wanted to be a police.

Than i grew up and i wanted to be a snail. 

Now i think i wanna be happy when i grow up.

If possible try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump on the back of your head.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, 'What's for lunch?'

All the Finns know that Finnish men do not open unless they are drunk and do not in any way ever praise unheard of women unless they are at least three per mille drunk. Well, that's what it is, so do not have foreign women expect too much from Finnish men, but if you wait, and nothing happens, one sure bet is to solder a man so drunk all over from there begins the word port!

That's what happen last Friday and there it started, the man said to my friend who's half-Greeg :
"She's so beautiful, i just have to say that she is so beautiful." 
 And the man said it so so so many times, like 10 minutes and the only think he could say was 
"She's so beautiful."

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

 Lahti at Friday night, so dead. 
Who said that Lahti is the Finland's Chicago?

 I'll be a millionaire once i'm done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the internet.

Only few knows how it feels to wake up in the morning to the sunshine. 
It's amazing, after a long and dark winter. 
That's when you realize that the Summer is finally coming here!

You can walk as long as your legs let you to walk. 

But you can travel only as long as your heart let's you to travel. 

People don't want fancy words, they just want something that's gonna let them know they aren't the only person that's ever felt this way.

It's important to remember we all have magic inside us.

If you don't like me, 
remember, it's mind over matter. 
I don't mind and you don't matter.

 There are many people that call you by your name but there's only one who can make it sound so damn special.


 If i want something, i get it!

It doesn't matter if i want white beans in a can. 
Or i want you.

I will get what i want.  
No matter what.
Don't forget that a tail is a tail; it isn't just a Little Bit of Extra at the back.
The same way you can think of arr.
If you have one, or two, 
you just have to remember that they are there for a reason.


  1. Kiitos ihanasta kahvittelu seurasa! Oli kyllä taas ihanaa päästä kahvittelemaan teidän ihanien tytsyjen kanssa! Pitää ottaa taas pian uudelleen! (:

    1. Voi kuule Emmukka, eiköhän nyt rupee kesää kohten noi kahvihetket vaihtumaan piknikkeihin :) pian taas nähää! Koita pitää ittes hengissä siihen asti :)